Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services?

9-1-2001

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?