What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.