What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*