What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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Which way did the programmer go?

He went data way.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber