What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.