What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !