Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes