Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.