Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.