Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.