What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.