What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"