What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

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What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !