What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

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What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"