Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking