Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

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What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.