Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

I'm sorry.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Noon Jokes More Noon Jokes

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.