Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Noon Jokes More Noon Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!