Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog