Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.