Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.