A cub reporter.
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
Because bears don't go to college.
Gummi bears. )
Because eventually, its cover would be blown.
Covers tracks
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
By sending them executables.
Because she died a virgin!
Gnus papers.
Banned from the zoo.
