What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement

Who are these women?

A: Women working at 900 numbers.

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What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.