What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.