What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What has four legs and several fins?

A: A happy bear!

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Whats Black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.

Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.