What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

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What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?

Ni-Hao-dy"

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What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.