How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, ......A Greek will screw anything!

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Captivity Jokes More Captivity Jokes

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.