How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

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How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists