What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

A palmatian!

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

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What type of memory card is always laughing?

The XD card.

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

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Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.