What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

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What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

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What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.