What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees