What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Wag Jokes More Wag Jokes

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"