What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

What do dogs have that no other animal has ?

Puppy dogs !

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Wag Jokes More Wag Jokes

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"