How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!