How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...