Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow. I'll show myself out...

What do you call a russian bull?

a moscow

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins