Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

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What do you call a russian bull?

a moscow

What to you call a Russian flea ?

A Moscow-ito !

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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins