What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

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What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.