What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

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What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.