What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

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What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

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What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.