Motorbike Jokes

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Which one is the Irishman?

A: The one on the motorbike.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman with Leprosy?

A Leper-Chaun

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an spam and a personal attack?

They aren'tt tolerated on thsi subredit

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Biscuit Jokes More Biscuit Jokes

How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Wit jam in?

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.