Bobby Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ?

Bobby-n up and down like this !

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Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Motorbike Jokes More Motorbike Jokes

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

Czech Mate Jokes More Czech Mate Jokes

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

Prague Jokes More Prague Jokes

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.