How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

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Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.