How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

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Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.