What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

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How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping?

Criminal intent.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Terrorist Training Camp Jokes More Terrorist Training Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!