What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

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What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

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Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

Terrorist Training Camp Jokes More Terrorist Training Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.