What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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He had to start from scratch.

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Dolphout

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The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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It's ram a dam

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Hidden Run.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim