How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

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Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.