How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

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Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream