What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.