He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
He was soda pressed.
The teacher marked him absent.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
He had to get a new goat !
A nun falling down stairs
Ear we go !
A pasta free.
Honey, I'm home."
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
A grand piano.
