He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
They get a fangover.
He saw stars.
Fire in the hole!
He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
A grand piano.
