Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Therapy Jokes More Therapy Jokes

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!