Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

Therapy Jokes More Therapy Jokes

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.