Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy