Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

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Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

ShakiRA

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy