Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

What do you call an Egyptian spine adjuster?

A Cairopractor

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.