Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
Tell them to clap until daddy gets home
Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes
His daddy was really a mummy.
Because they never dig up daddies.
His daddy was a mummy
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
Because their daddies were mummies.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
Because his daddy was a mummy
Daddy.
The Cayman Islands
Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
Shut up son, and give me another shell.
Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'
A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
Barbecue sauce.
Because he thought he was melting.
Because he sleeps before it gets cool.
When your nose touches the ceiling !
Bar soap.
One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole
Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.
He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.
A Cairopractor!
You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.
She heard drinks were on the house.
You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/
Because you didn't know they had it.
Because they're dead.
