When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

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What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.