How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!