Thai Jokes

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ?

Because it's always a THAI game.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

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How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

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Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

milk sheikh

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What did the businessman say to the other businessman?

We're both businessmen.

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A plaid tie.

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What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

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