Thai Jokes

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ?

Because it's always a THAI game.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

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How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

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How did the stoner die?

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What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

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