Thai Jokes

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ?

Because it's always a THAI game.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

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How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

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What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

What did Sushi A said to Sushi B?

Wasaaaabi!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Ice Tea Jokes More Ice Tea Jokes

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What do you get when you mix lemonade and ice tea?

A dead golfer...

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."