What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

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Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

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What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong