What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

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Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

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What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town

Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

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What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin