A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
The Polish.
Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!
A plain bagel.
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
Toilet paper.
