How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST