Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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A Fairodactyl

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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.