What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

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What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!