What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

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What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.