Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

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Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.