What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

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Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.