What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

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What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.