What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Why didn't the man go to dat place?

Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.

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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

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What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk."

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!