What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk."

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!