What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

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What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!