Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk."

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!