Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

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Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk."

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.