What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !