What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Morse Code Jokes More Morse Code Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code