What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

cuz they're always flockin' around