Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

A: Because the rice falls through the grill

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How can a girl make you a millionnaire?

If you're already a billionnaire.

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the crazed Packers fan throw out all of Aaron Rodgers's forks?

They were too Cutler-y.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!