What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

What do you throw to a drowning banjo player?

His mandolin.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

What food is bad for epileptic people?

Seizure salad

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense