What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

D

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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."