What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around