What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

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Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.