What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

follow the Fresh Prints!

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.