What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

Comatoast!

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.