What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!