What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit